Awesome Chats

January 8th, 2010

Temporary :D

Stranger: darcy
You: FUCK DARCY
Stranger: um
You: Darcy the magic dragon
Stranger: WHat do you have against Darcy?
You: You know, I don’t know
You: maybe when my wish was not granted by them
You: I became bitter
You: and turned to a life of crime
Stranger: WHat was your wish?
You: I wished for a giant robot
Stranger: well duh
Stranger: Giant robots are imaginary
You: No, thats just what I want you to think. By turning to a life of crime I stole my own giant robot
You: and now I pilot it with manly manliness
You: and burst through heavens with my sunglasses
Stranger: You sound like a child
You: I am actually 300 years old
Stranger: Flying with your childly childishness
Stranger: A 300 year old child
You: I’ve been around for so long that my armpit hair is super long
Stranger: Childish
You: I can twirl it and curl it
Stranger: churlish
You: and swing from tree to tree with it
Stranger: burlish
You: It is amazing to know how fascinating your pubes can be
You: when you can swing with even those
You: Man, being 300 rocks
Stranger: Buck-toothed-inbred-swine-wart
You: you should try it sometime
Stranger: You’re a 300 year old wart
You: Sure you’ll never get laid anymore, but fuck it – you can do whatever when you are as old and manly as I am
Stranger: you’re not manly
You: SURE AM, I have sunglasses and a giant robot and armpit hair and pubes that I can swing around from
You: Spiderman has nothing on me
Stranger: Homosexual men are most attracted to manly men
Stranger: In fact homosexual men have the highest testosterone levels
You: Is that so? Is that why you are so attracted to my awesome pecs!?
Stranger: No
You: They are pretty snazzy
Stranger: I’m not attracted to them
You: Right, you are part of them
You: I forgot. I’m sorry right nipple
Stranger: I don’t like manliness

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Stranger: Hey
You: Yo
You: How about I pilot the Gurren, and you get to pilot the lagann
You: and we can do the impossible!
You: ROW ROW
You: FIGHT DA POWAH
Stranger: lmfao
You: I KNO RITE!?
Stranger: RITEEE
You: YES!!! LETS PIERCE THROUGH THE HEAVENS
Stranger: YOU ARE CRAZYYY
You: No, I am just manly and have a giant robot and some cool shades
You: and now, I must walk off into the sunset like a true man. MAY OUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN

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